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TWENTY ONE DAYS AS A WOMAN

26 Jul

Over the last few days I have been doing a lot of thinking about how to really understand the needs and wants of a woman and have come to the conclusion that I’ll like to be one. Not the full operation where they cut everything and put it in a jar, Hell No! But I believe with the kind of technology we have just a temporary thing to last for twenty one day. Yes, just twenty one days nothing more nothing less. I just don’t fancy continuing from the twenty-first to the twenty-eighth day.

Now the question is what kind of woman would I want to be? I will definitely want to be a Ghanaian woman. Yes the one with a lovely figure as the one describe by Lord Kitchener in his song ‘Woman’s figure’ (W24, H38, B36) as for the height I know i will be up to date. Yes with these and a lovely face I know heads will be spinning like ‘Alikoto’ anytime I pass by but then again, I will like some of the ladies who at one point or the other were part of my life as friends and later I tried to promote them to a high relationship status but failed for only God knows why, to go through this temporary sex change and become men and one way or the other we get to meet within my twenty- one days of being a woman and have them  fall in love with me. My intention is not to seek revenge in anyway but just so they see how tough it is for a brother to be real with them in terms of professing love.

The hours we put into rehearsal, tone practicing, getting the time and setting right can actually build an ark but despite all these we still fumble with words like a stutter trying to pronounce Kokomlemle as if his life depended upon it especially when they smile or do not get the drift and to make matters worse we are told, let me think about it. Think about what? You already know how you feel about me. It’s either a yes or a no. After all if you are asked a question in class you never tell the teacher that you will go and think about it. Its either you know the answer or not. The worse of the excuses I hear is I see you as my brother. If I were your brother would I be proposing love to you? Then again the worst of all the answers a guy can get from a lady after he has proposed is that I see you as a Christian Brother. Damn, Christian Brother no get feelings?

Indeed women are very fortunate and I respect them a lot. My mother is a woman so it makes it easier but I get really angry when I hear some ladies say ‘What do I need a man for? On a first look it may sound like a normal thing a woman will say but then again why won’t a woman need a man as much as man, a  woman? If Men didn’t need women and vice versa the why were both sexes created? I am yet to hear any man say he doesn’t need a woman in his life. I’m not talking about biological relationships between men and women; I’m talking about romantic relationships. Have you ever wondered why women will say such thing? Well, some guys are of the view that it is because Women can afford to buy sex toys and satisfy themselves sexually without any man’s help and we men have no sex toys. So in being a temporary woman I want to investigate and get to know all those sex toy shops in Ghana buy the out, close them up, become a man again and see which woman will ever make that statement. If any woman is able to make such stamen again and lives accordingly, I will chase the guys have them refund my money and ask them never to complain again.

In my twenty- one days as a woman, I hope to get better understanding of why most ladies will never call a guy even if this guy supplies them with phone credits every single day but would rather send please call me back or flash the guy and this extends to even free night calls. Why most of them wear so much heavy makeup that takes away their natural physical beauties, shave off their eye brow and yet draw it with a pencil among others. I will however like to state that I will strictly abide by a no sex pledge during these twenty-one days because I would not want to be impregnated by any lady turned man or any man for security reasons.

 
2 Comments

Posted by on July 26, 2012 in Poems

 

2 responses to “TWENTY ONE DAYS AS A WOMAN

  1. Tiffany

    July 26, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    lol! Funny stuff! Can’t wait to see what you unearth 🙂 About the sexy toys? Um….well, I will see what conclusions you come to yourself…

     

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